In contrast to Marketing FTW! by the wine shop in my neighborhood, here's a marketing fail from the folks over at Disney:
Remember Snow White? Remember the Evil Queen that wanted to kill her? Remember how that Evil Queen poisoned her with an apple?
Note that the box for the dried fruit snacks says, "No Sugar Added! No Preservatives, 100% Fruit!" That's great, but they don't mention anything about poison. Who wants a box?
Thanks to Michi for bringing this ridiculousness to my attention.